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Anti-social: ‘Hell is Other People’ keeps you as far away from your ‘friends’ as possible
FourSquare makes keeping track of where your friends are effortless, but what if you’re not feeling particularly social on a given day? Hell is Other People is “an experiment in anti-social media” according to its developer Scott Garner. Using data from your FourSquare account, the web app will monitor recent check-ins of your “friends” and calculate a position where you’re almost guaranteed to avoid them entirely. 

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Anti-social: ‘Hell is Other People’ keeps you as far away from your ‘friends’ as possible

FourSquare makes keeping track of where your friends are effortless, but what if you’re not feeling particularly social on a given day? Hell is Other People is “an experiment in anti-social media” according to its developer Scott Garner. Using data from your FourSquare account, the web app will monitor recent check-ins of your “friends” and calculate a position where you’re almost guaranteed to avoid them entirely. 

Smart.

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8-Bit Cinema: Star Trek (2009) Retold in 120 Animated Seconds

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Seamless Cinemagraphs of Popular Films by Tech Noir

Tech Noir is a blog that features a large collection of cinemagraphs, seamless animated GIFs created using stills from popular films like The Matrix, Ghostbusters, The Dark Knight and more.

Neato. 

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    • #batman
    • #matrix
    • #dark knight
    • #avengers
    • #highlander
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Are you the next best B2B designer? I might hire you….

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After three and half years, my friend and colleague @danisonfire has chosen to leave Softchoice. On a personal level, I’m sad, and me and the team will miss him a lot.

That said, as his manager, I feel like Dan is making the right choice for his career. Our purpose as a company is to unleash the potential of our people. And while it wasn’t an easy decision for him to leave (you can ask him) Dan is continuing his personal journey of growth and development. For that reason, I support his decision.

While his departure will be felt, it’s also giving our team the opportunity to find a new play team mate.  

This is where you come in.

I’m hiring the next, best B2B designer on the planet. This role is ideal for a young designer who wants to kick-start their career at one of the most kick-butt companies to work for. Don’t believe me? It’s true.

I’m looking for someone who:

  • is equal parts art director and technical designer
  • has experience and skill with traditional media (read: print)
  • loves and gets tech (it really does make the job easier)
  • has a great sense of humor (and knows how to use it)
  • is really comfy with a DSLR for photography/videography
  • eager to have a BIG impact on how a billion dollar brand markets
  • takes their work seriously, but doesn’t take themselves seriously

Here’s the formal job description that covers some other important stuff.

If you - or someone you know - is interested in applying, here’s what needs to happen. Send an email to joel dot marans at softchoice dot com with:

  • a short explanation of why you’re interested in the job
  • a short explanation of why you’d be a great fit for our team
  • how you plan on unleashing your potential as a designer
  • a link to your portfolio of relevant work

Because of the interest in this role, we’ll only be able to respond to the best candidates for follow up. So thanks in advance.

If this doesn’t convince you, check out the folks you’d work with on a daily basis. They’re some of the funniest/funnest/nicest people you’ll ever meet - and they’re wicked-smart too.

@angelacope | @emilyIT | @ericgardiner | @sbeats

Update: here’s a link to the job description on LinkedIn. Follow the link to apply. 

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    • #careers
    • #best workplaces
    • #toronto
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Softchoice Marketing team is hiring. Are you a brand or data ninja? Apply within!

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Marketing momentum at Softchoice continues to move faster than my 5-year old son on red bull.

We’re fortunate to work with the best technology brands in the business, connecting their products and services with our growing list of customers.

We are looking for a few new recruits to join our team who are looking to unleash their potential as marketers intensely focused on creating great content.

Here are the two roles we’re hiring for right now. If you - or someone you know - is an ideal fit for either role, please connect with me.  

Manager, External Communications

With deep experience in marketing and PR, exceptional writing and boundless creativity, the Manager of External Communications is responsible for helping scale and amplify the Softchoice brand across North America (and maybe the world….)

This individual works closely with senior level stakeholders and subject matter experts to surface and promote Softchoice’s unique perspectives as an IT thought leader.  

Plus - they get to work closely with me and this guy. 

Database Marketing Supervisor

This is a hands-on role with direct reports (read: ideal first-time people manager opportunity) that requires strong knowledge of database marketing practices and lead generation tools like Eloqua, SalesFusion and CRM platforms like SalesForce.com and Microsoft Dynamics (FYI - we’re a Dynamics shop) to maximize the effectiveness of Softchoice’s marketing activities.

This person is also responsible for scoping and implementing new ideas as well as maintaining existing systems.

So if you - or someone you know - are ideal fits for either role, please connect with me. We’re looking to fill these roles ASAP.

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    • #Jobs
    • #Toronto
    • #Database Marketing
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    • #Unleashing Potential
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The most delicious roasted marshmallow…..ever?
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The most delicious roasted marshmallow…..ever?

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Star Wars Filibuster, Animated Version of Patton Oswalt’s ‘Star Wars: EpIsode VII’ Plot Proposal

There’s so much awesome in this video.

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    • #x-men
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You stay classy, Toronto.

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Google presents global time-lapse views

Thanks to a new tool released by Google, NASA, the U.S. Geological Survey and Time magazine, the changes made to any location on Earth between 1984 and 2012 can be charted out.

As you can see above, the changes to Los Angeles aren’t all that drastic, but there are plenty crazy changes in other parts of the world:

For more info, check out TechNow’s coverage or go straight to the Google Earth Engine.

Photos: Google Earth Engine

These are so cool! (Still not totally sold on that “don’t be evil” thing, though.)

Remarkable geographic time lapses from orbit.

Source: Los Angeles Times

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Cherry Blossoms in black & white

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